You're an ass, not the man for me.

THOU SHALL NOT SPEND MUCH MONEY, THOU SHALL REALLY REALLY NOT SPEND MUCH MONEY! THOU SHALL SAVE UP FOR L***** BABYY L*****!!!

Friday 8 May 2009

A relief teacher came in today for my ARA tute. Sara said she's the hot tutor Dennis told us about. The one day I actually did my work and my teacher wasn't there. Sara and I completely miscalculated our ARA decision making task thus all our answers were wrong.

I took a nap after lunch then I went for my microecons tute. The annoying girl didn't have the boy to flirt with today because he was absent...hoorayyy!!! She's sooo annoying, I don't think anyone likes her, everyone avoided her table because she is just nastyyy!

I took another nap after school...I sleep a lot. I actually intended to doing my Finance assignment but as soon as I took out all my notes, I crawled into bed and slept. When I woke up, Sara, Claire, Bryan Xie and I went to Papa Gino's for dinner. The waiting area is right in front of the pizza making station, I became even hungrier after watching all those pizzas being made. Sara said that they probably do that on purpose so people order more when they finally get their table. Bryan treated us to dinner because he won at roulette that day at Crown. He won $65, dinner was $63.10. That means his total winnings add up to $1.90.

Brunetti's was superrr crowdeddd!!! They finally had my profiteroles though :D!!! I ordered it to have there but ended up packing it because there were no seats. I also ordered a mother's day cake for Mummy.

I have yet to do my Finance assignment. I spent the rest of the night cleaning up my apartment in preparation for the parents who arrive at 7a.m. on Saturday. My apartment looks too neat, they will know it's all a scam! Everything down to the paper on my desk is alligned so nicely, the floor is vacuumed and every surface is dusted.

Calorie Count:
-Bread with cheese spread (breakfast)
-Choc chip muffin bar (breakfast)
-Left-over pasta (lunch)
-Aussie pizza (dinner)
-Profiterole (dessert)


Thursday 7 May 2009

Ian and I met Sara and Bryan Xie downstairs in the afternoon. The conversation between Sara and Byran was so funny!

Sara: Oh you're posting a Mother's Day card to your mum too? Can you help me post mine?
*Sara takes out her card wanting to pass it to Bryan*
Bryan: Oh help me post mine, thanks!
*He passes the card to Sara*
*Sara, Kim & Ian with stunned looks on their faces*
*Kim & Ian start laughing*

Sara, Ian and I went for lunch at Collins Place then Sara and I went to the post office while Ian and Bryan Tan went, well actually I don't know where they went. I bought a Mother's Day card for Mummy at the post office...what an expensive card!

Grocery shopping at QV after that. I only bought two bags worth of groceries! Unbelievable I know. Ian met us at Safeway, he was cursing at me the whole time because apparently it was my fault that he didn't bring his passport to Western Union so he couldn't collect his money. The asian grocer still didn't have soba sauce but I did buy enough ingredients to make char kway teoh. I can always count on Ian to dampen my mood...He was so disgusted with the chinese sausage...I was so happy with my desire to attempt cooking char kway teoh but he had to go and say, "I'm not eating it, that's so gross".

I did a bit of laundry when I got back then Ian and I went for dinner. Having to pick up after him is an absolute nightmare! Dinner was at Ying Thai. Ian was complaining the whole time, apparently all the food was horrible. His favourite word is "horrible!". He's never said anything is nice...anything nice is "okay" to him but most things are "horrible".

Calorie Count:
-Japanese curry with pork and rice (lunch)
-Thai food (dinner)


Wednesday 6 May 2009

Ian cooked lunch while I finished up the rest of my econs assignment. I rushed to Qantas after submitting my assignment. Apparently there were no seats available for me to change my return flight from Melbourne to Singapore from 28 June to 20 June. If I paid an extra $475 then there would be a seat available...what rubbish?!?! I called Mummy and she said that that was ridiculous so she booked a flight for me on SIA on 20 June, returning on 25 July. I AM SOOOO EXCITED FOR THE HOLIDAY THAT I GET TO GO ON BECAUSE I AM GOING BACK TO SINGAPORE EARLY!!! Thus I changed my Qantas return ticket to 17 Septmeber...they wouldn't give me 19 Septmeber...I hope I don't have a test on Friday 18 Septmeber.

Sara and I met Jo for dinner. We were supposed to meet Aunty Grace too but she didn't see Jo's message till she was on the tram on the way home. We couldn't figure out where we wanted to eat so we ended up watching fired up at Melbourne Central again! What an awesome movie...although, chocolate tofu is not a nice thing to eat during that movie or everrr!

Calorie Count:
-Pasta with beef, chicken, tomato, zucchini and bell pepper (lunch)
-Beef burger (dinner)
-Chocolate tofu (dessert)
-Chocolate covered banana ice-cream (dessert)


Tuesday 5 May 2009

I met Sara for lunch at Rice Bar. I ordered crispy chicken on rice but it turned out to be chicken rice. The dark sauce tasted like malt candy!!! We met Dennis along the way to the computer lab. I finally finished my damn ARA assignment!!!! Hoorayyyy!!!!!

I met Jo at Melbourne Central and we watched Wolverine! I hadn't heard very good things about the movie but I quite liked it. We trammed to Crown after the movie for dinner. Ian was playing in a poker tournament at Crown so while waiting for him, Jo and I went to the arcade. My favourite game in the arcade is feeding the tickets into the ticket counting machine. We tried very very hard to win this crap toilet paper for 410 tickets. It's toilet paper with crap jokes on it! Better quality than Jo's toilet paper too.

A) How does a crazy person find their way through a forest??

B) What do you get from a pampered cow???

After more than an hour in the arcade, Ian was still not done so Jo and I went to Velvetbar. Super cocktails $24 on Tuesdays as oppose to $35 on other days. I really really wanted to try a super drink so Jo asked if they could make me a super mocktail but they said no. Thus the next best alternative was the least alcoholic drink which was the super toblerone. Super toblerone: Frangelico, Kahlua, Balieys, cream, chocolate, etc...It wasn't too bad but it was ginormous!!!

Ian finally finished and he was hungry as usual so we went to east to west which is next door to velvetbar. East to west is also next door to Margo's which was where Jo and I had dinner. They sold the same chicken parmagiana that I had for dinner at Margo's for half the price!!! I was miffed!! We went home after Ian's meal.

Calorie Count:
-Chicken rice (lunch)
-Potato chips (tea)
-Chicken parmagiana (dinner)
-Super Toblerone (dessert)

A) They use a psycho-path!!

B) Spoiled milk!!!


Monday 4 May 2009

I met Sara for our Finance lecture then Ian brought some cakes over to the apartment. I cooked dinner then we went to Koko black for dessert. Gee whiz this is a short entry...my memory is failing me.

Calorie Count:
-Left over pasta (lunch)
-Cakes (tea)
-Noodles with corn, chicken, mushroom and carrots (dinner)
-Chocolate mousse (dessert)
-Ham sandwich (supper)
-Honey soy chicken potato chips (supper)


Sunday 3 May 2009

Ian and I had lunch at Dessert House Eatery. He wastes so much food, it's unbelievable! After lunch, we went to the Sass & Bide sale for the third time. Despite promising not to be an ass, he still was. He walked out again, I wonder when he'll eventually learn his lesson. I didn't buy much because I had bought practically everything in my size already. I got a pair of shorts and a skirt for Nat.

Back to Via Reale for us. I got another dress, in my defense it is a very pretty dress and everyone said it looked good on me. Ian got another white jacket.

Laurent bakery has very pretty cakes but terrible service. I think Brunetti's tastes better. Plus Laurent bakery charges you a surcharge on Sundays and public holidays and they charge extra for dining in. Although, I think I will still go back because I want to try some of the other cakes. Ian doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who orders soy lattes. I ordered this apple juice but when I sat down, I realized it was sparkling apple juice and being the supertaster that I am, I don't like fizzy drinks. Thus I tried shaking the drink to get some of the gas out. Not such a smart idea...when I opened the drink, apple juice fizz spilt everywhere!

We did laundry when we got back so we had to wait for the laundry to be done before we could go for dinner. Dinner was at like 8.30p.m. at some Italian restaurant along Lygon. As usual, the boy was sooo critical about every little thing. Everything tastes like shit to him, nothing is good enough for him.

Calorie Count:
-Fried rice (lunch)
-Charlotte aux fraises (tea)
-Chips and dip (snack)
-Ham with bread (snack)
-Pumpkin and sage ravioli with blue cheese sauce (dinner)


Saturday 2 May 2009

I cooked lunch for Ian and Sara then we went to the Sass & Bide sale again. This time, there were further reductions!!! I bought a pair of jeans on Friday for $30 and I found it on Saturday for $10 so I bought another pair. All the $70 jeans were reduced to $50 and the $50 jeans were reduced to $30!!! Plus there was a whole table filled with $10 pants!!! I ended up buying 9 pairs of pants and one skirt, all at $10 each!!! Between Sara and I, we have 18 pairs of Sass & Bide pants :s

Dinner was at the brasserie by Philippe Mouchel. I made a resevation at 8.30p.m. but we didn't get our table till like 9!!! While waiting for our table, we met Aunty Grace, Uncle Mark, Nadia, Ted, Siska, Meg and Ming inside the casino and we arranged to meet them after dinner again. Zhen Yang and I turned down the complimentary champagne at the restaurant because we didn't know that it was F.O.C. The french onion soup was yummy!!! L'occitaine soap was given in the bathroom and thick, soft towels for drying your hands :). I should be a bathroom critic...

We had a chat with Aunty Grace and the gang after dinner and Sara and Bryan came to join us. Ian, Zhen Yang and Uncle Mark went off to play blackjack while we hung around the food court for a while longer. Sara and I helped Bryan win at roulette. We were very good regulators :D

It was almost 3.30am when we left Crown... :s

Calorie Count:
-Beef, broccoli, green pepper and rice (lunch)
-Escargot, chicken liver and fois gras terrine (starters)
-Zucchini flower risotto (mains)
-Dessert platter (dessert)
-Mee goreng (supper)


Friday 1 May 2009

The only day I force myself to wake up early for class. Thank goodness we didn't need to do the tute before hand or I would have died. Ian cooked lunch for me after my ARA tute then I headed off for my microecons tute.

After school, Ian, Zhen Yang and I went to Bridge Road because Via Reale was having a clearance sale. They made me wait so long at the tram stop because Ian was too busy gambling at Players on Lygon. Ian bought a pair of Versace pants for himself while I bought a pair for Mummy and a keychain for Daddy. We then trudged all the way to 140 Hoddle Street without knowing where it was.

Sass & Bide sale!!! I bought a skirt, three pairs of jeans and a spag for $170!!! I wasn't allowed to bring my bag in because it was too large so I passed it to Ian to hold. My bag contained my wallet and handphone. Ian left my bag on the floor and walked off. Lovely boy he is.

Instead of helping me carry my shopping bags like a real man should, he made me carry my own shopping bags and his shopping bag. You wonder why I'll never get back together with you...

Dinner was at Pacific BBQ...what an experience...While we were waiting for a table, this short, white, curly-haired, fat lady (she was very unkempt) entered the restaurant wanting to take-away food. She wasn't the most polite person around.

*The lady pushed her way to the cashier*
Lady: I want to take-away one nasi goreng. (ordering Malay food in a Chinese restaurant???)
*Kimberley's eyes widened*
Cashier: We don't have nasi goreng.
Lady: Do you have mee goreng?
*we all started to giggle*
Head waiter (he spoke with a very thick China accent): We don't have no nasi goreng or mee goreng. This is a traditional Chinese restaurant, we don't serve no Malaysian food. (It's Malay food, not Malaysian food)
*the giggling got louder*
Lady: Do you have vegetarian fried rice?
Head waiter: Yes.
Lady: I want bok choy, cauliflower, peas,...in my fried rice.
Head waiter: No no no, we don't do no special orders. We only have what is on the menu.
Lady: Can I see the menu???
*cashier passed her the menu*
Lady: Where is the vegetarian fried rice???
Head waiter: Number 138.
Lady: Do you have bok choy? Do you have cauliflower? Do you have peas???

I'm not sure what happened after that because our table was ready so we left that area. I think eventually she ordered something and left. I finally got to try the Iced Coconut Three Colours Drink...it's not what I thought it would be. I thought it would be some coconut drink with three layers of pink, green and white...turns out, it's chendol!!

Dessert was at San Churros <3! I can't really remember what happened after that...

Calorie Count:
-Uncle Toby's breakfast bar (breakfast)
-Tomato sauce with spaghetti and beef (lunch)
-Duck rice (dinner)
-Chocolate dipped churros (dessert)


Thursday 30 April 2009

Sara and I met Bryan and Chris for lunch at Melbourne GPO. We hung around Myers after lunch. I bought Micheal Kors Bermuda <3 and Harajuku Lovers Music!!! Just what I need, more perfume...

Sara and I went to Bridge Road after that. I bought another two tops from Jeanswest and a hell lot of stuff from Brands United. CK underwear spaghetti straps for $10...who could say no?

I cooked dinner once I was back home then Ian took a taxi from the airport to my apartment. It was so weird seeing him here...so strange.

We went to Brunetti's for dessert after he ate my left overs from dinner. Zhen Yang met us at Safeway and we bought a lot a lot of stuff. Once we dropped the stuff off at the apartment, we headed back out to KFC because the boy was hungry. He barely ate...so much for being hungry. Zhen Yang and Ian both bought tram tickets after supper.

I set up a bed for Ian on the floor after supper then we turned in for the night.

Calorie Count:
-Crumbed pork and rice (lunch)
-Chicken, baby corn and rice (dinner)
-Strawberry cheesecake (dessert)
-Popcorn chicken nacho cheese wrap (supper)


XOXO K